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<div class="title-bar"><h1 class="title">Elmer Remington</h1></div>
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<div class="win-meta">2025-01-01 · <a href="../../ocs.html">death-game</a> · <span class="status-rough">rough</span></div>
<p class="preview">14-year-old Remington heir, Neutral Evil, obsessed with growing the dynasty's fortune.</p>
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<strong>DRAFT — recovered worldbuilding notes. Not yet reconciled against other sources.</strong><br>
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<h2>Elmer Remington</h2>
<h3>Profile</h3>
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<li><strong>Age:</strong> 14</li>
<li><strong>Alignment:</strong> Neutral Evil</li>
<li><strong>Staff address:</strong> "Young Master"</li>
<li><strong>Sibling:</strong> Elder sister Minerva Remington</li>
<li><strong>Parents:</strong> Valentino and Bessie Remington</li>
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<h3>Ambition</h3>
<p>Diligent in his studies of financial gain. Wants to take his father's place as <strong>Head of the Remington Dynasty</strong>.</p>
<p>Sole goal: increase the Remington fortune in order to strategically place the family as <strong>world leaders</strong>.</p>
<p>Has no idea of the existence of the <strong>Court of Kismet</strong> or the role they play in regulating organizations that grow too large — even their own members.</p>
<h3>Business</h3>
<ul>
<li>Runs <strong>Elmer & Rhinestone</strong>, a financial services firm that invests in startups.</li>
<li>At only 14, has grown his investments to <strong>over $1B in only 10 years</strong>.</li>
<li>Lives off only <strong>$1M a year</strong>, which he strategically uses to navigate <strong>black market deals</strong> all over the world.</li>
</ul>
<h3>School & Appearances</h3>
<ul>
<li>Pays classmates to maintain his grades.</li>
<li>To please his parents, he serves as <strong>captain of the debate team</strong> — a spot formerly occupied by his elder sister Minerva.</li>
</ul>
<h3>Personality</h3>
<ul>
<li>Only cares about using people as means to an end.</li>
<li>Has 2 "friends" — <strong>Vincent</strong> and <strong>Dimitri</strong> — though he considers them more henchmen than friends.</li>
</ul>
<h3>Social Life</h3>
<ul>
<li>Actively pursued by <strong>Princess Ernestine</strong>, even though he thinks she is quite atrocious.</li>
<li>Continually forced into matchmaking attempts by <strong>Principal Eudora</strong>.</li>
</ul>
<h3>Family</h3>
<p>See also <strong>Minerva Remington</strong> for Valentino and Bessie Remington's backstory and their connection to Carlos Vincente and the Court.</p>
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