3 files changed, 45 insertions(+), 14 deletions(-)

M README.md
M mux.go
A x/mux/newuser.go

@@ 1,6 1,8 @@
 # Glenda Bot
-Dis**go**rd is an example of or starting point for creating an easy to use and 
-extensible Discord bot using the [DiscordGo](https://github.com/bwmarrin/discordgo) 
+Glenda is the 9fans friendly neighborhood rabbit. 
+
+Glenda was made using the [Dis**go**rd](https://github.com/bwmarrin/disgord) 
+template of the [DiscordGo](https://github.com/bwmarrin/discordgo) 
 library.
 
 ### Dependencies

@@ 18,10 18,24 @@ func init() {
 	// Register the build-in help command.
 	Router.Route("help", "Display this message.", Router.Help)
 
+	Router.Route("about", "General information about the bot.", Router.About)
+	
+	Router.Route("newuser", "Information for new users of Plan 9.", Router.Newuser)
+	
+	Router.Route("remindme", "Set a reminder for a given time interval ([int][hmsd] [reminder]).", Router.RemindMe)
+	
+	Router.Route("man", "Link a given Plan 9 manual page (From 9front for now).", Router.Man)
+
+	Router.Route("lookman", "Search for a string in the Plan 9 manual pages (From 9front for now).", Router.Lookman)
+
 	Router.Route("fortune", "Display fortunes. Bonus files are (theo troll rsc terry rob ken).", Router.Fortunes)
 	
+	Router.Route("bullshit", "Print logical statements with sound grounding.", Router.Bullshit)
+	
 	Router.Route("add", "Track an RSS feed.", Router.Add)
 	
+	Router.Route("remove", "Remove a tracked RSS feed by ID.", Router.Remove)
+	
 	Router.Route("list", "List RSS feeds Glenda is subscribed to by id.", Router.List)
 	
 	Router.Route("last", "Show the last commit for a given RSS feed by id.", Router.Last)


@@ 34,21 48,9 @@ func init() {
 	
 	Router.Route("unsubscribe", "Unsubscribe current channel to a given feed id.", Router.Unsubscribe)
 	
-	Router.Route("man", "Link a given Plan 9 manual page (From 9front for now).", Router.Man)
-
-	Router.Route("lookman", "Search for a string in the Plan 9 manual pages (From 9front for now).", Router.Lookman)
-
-	Router.Route("about", "General information about the bot.", Router.About)
-	
 	Router.Route("beer", ":beer:", Router.Beer)
 	
 	Router.Route("whiskey", ":tumbler_glass:", Router.Whiskey)
 	
 	Router.Route("wine", ":wine_glass:", Router.Wine)
-	
-	Router.Route("remindme", "Set a reminder for a given time interval ([int][hmsd] [reminder]).", Router.RemindMe)
-	
-	Router.Route("bullshit", "Print logical statements with sound grounding.", Router.Bullshit)
-	
-	Router.Route("remove", "Remove a tracked RSS feed by ID.", Router.Remove)
 }

@@ 0,0 1,27 @@
+package mux
+
+import (
+	"github.com/bwmarrin/discordgo"
+)
+
+// Help for newbies. :D
+func (m *Mux) Newuser(ds *discordgo.Session, dm *discordgo.Message, ctx *Context) {
+	resp := ""
+	resp += `Welcome to 9fans! Here's an introduction and resources for Plan 9 and 9front.
+In this community, you are expected to read the docs and man pages.
+However, don't be afraid to ask for help and clarification!
+Install 9front: http://9front.org/ http://fqa.9front.org/
+Beginner's guides: http://lsub.org/who/nemo/9.intro.pdf http://fqa.9front.org/fqa8.html
+Read the man pages: http://man.9front.org/ (also use 'man [page name]' or 'lookman [keyword]')
+Read the docs: http://doc.cat-v.org/plan_9/4th_edition/papers/ (also found in /sys/doc, use 'page [file]')
+Wiki for additional help: https://9p.io/wiki/plan9/plan_9_wiki/ (some info may be outdated)"
+Miscellaneous Plan 9 websites: http://blog.postnix.us/ https://code.9front.org/hg/
+http://9gridchan.org/ http://felloff.net/usr/cinap_lenrek/
+	`
+	resp += "\n"
+
+	ds.ChannelMessageSend(dm.ChannelID, resp)
+
+	return
+}
+